BBQ Smoker, $

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. What they didn't tell you was that they way to man's stomach was through BBQ. For under $50 you can make your man the envy of all mankind and the dread of all things 4-legged.

What's in it for me you ask (other than ribs and grease stains)?
How about the fact that he'll be in charge of breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the foreseeable future? How about a clean kitchen? How about the look on his face when he sees the over-sized gift-wrapped box taking up the entire yard?

Xbox 360, $$$

Before you rolls your eyes and move on to the next post, take a deep breath, warm up that chai latte and hear me out... Yes the last thing your boyfriend needs is another reason to act like an 8 year old. Yes he doesn't spend enough time with you as it is. But, YES you love him, and nothing shows love like an overpriced techno gizmo that will make him the envy of the entire 4th grade.

Let me break it down for you:
Blasting away hoards of zombies = More time at home = Less time on the street cavorting with the hussies. You do the math. Plus you never know, you might just dig blasting away zombies yourself.